It's got that Florida front porch everyone loves, but it doesn't have railings, so if you're spatially challenged, maybe wear a hard hat. Inside, the living room features a fireplace that maybe was real but now is fake but maybe could be real again with someone smarter than split cordwood looking at it. Yes, there's room in the dining area for that 48" glass table with foam cushion rolling chairs you snagged at last week's garage sale. And yes, you could roll all the way to the refrigerator for more mustard without ever even thinking about getting up. Three well separated bedrooms that minimize disturbances from late night body noise (there's more than one kind). The backyard is perfect for bowling (you'll see why). What about the mechanicals - Roof, HVAC, windows, other stuff done in 2015. It needs some work, but it isn't too bad. If you are a buyer, you are awesome, but the listing agent can't work with you. Sorry... find an agent to show it. And if you are an agent, PLEASE read the realtor notes to avoid hurt feelings later on. Seller will not look at offers until 3/18 at noon. Send in your highest and best.